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Ed Otto NASCAR’s Silent Partner

All right. Well, we moved sides now. I’m looking at the other side of my bed. My bed’s not made, whatever, you can criticize me later. I don’t really care. Okay. So let’s look on this side. Let’s see what we got. Now, since I am in North Carolina and if you didn’t know anything about NASCAR and moonshine, the works, the Appalachian mountains is synonymous with moonshine and NASCAR. I was born in Asheville, which is literally on the mountains and right now I’m in Charlotte, which they have the one at the Charlotte Motor Speedway, but even more important, they have the NASCAR Hall of Fame. So I say all that because I seen this book right here. Ed Otto, NASCAR’s Silent Partner. All right. Well let’s see what he did for the benefit of NASCAR.

That’s Ed Otto right there, silent partner. All right. My eyes aren’t working. I can’t read it through the phone, my eyes, it’s all blurry.

NASCAR comes knocking, racing ahead, a Yankee sport. Yeah because it’s all from the south. How was it a Yankee sport on the south? Look at this guy, look, we all know him. If you don’t, that’s P.T. Barnum from Barnum and Bailey’s.

Wait a minute now. I know we’re supposed to go to the north or whatever, but I just wanted to… The honest swindler, what is he even talking about? Swindler, an honest swindler, that’s what Ed Otto liked to call himself. It was a fitting expression and a common saying for a man who came of age in 1920s. How old is this guy? My goodness. We’re talking about the 20s, that looks like the 60s. Swindlers, in his mind, were the greatest showman on earth, they were the ultimate con man as in confident man, crooks, but in the playful sense of the word. They were guys who practiced shameless promotions, were good at giving people what they didn’t even know they wanted and could hoodwink with the best of them. They were masters of the hype who knew what the public would pay good money to see crazy things. He would also use the word swindle to describe a deal in progress. Wow. I’m almost going to… Screw the, this is a northerner’s sport. I like this one. This is interesting. He already got me here. He is an honest person, he’s like, I like a swindler.

The schmooze, a smooth talker, Otto was skilled in the art of schmooze and always maintain a pocket full of body jokes that he doled out when the time was right. Okay. Yeah. You got to learn a little bit about this guy. This is a nice… The savvy. Savvy part of Ed Otto understood the workings of the business world. How to spend money to make money, how to manage people, orchestrate logistics, solve problems, pay attention to trends, spot an opportunity and seize it. Okay. Yeah. This is going to be the soft touch. So this is all about sales and marketing. Okay. We’re done right here.

What was this guy like? I don’t know if they’re talking about Otto because I just picked something. What was the man like? He had brains, courage, perseverance, resilience, tenacity, humility, humor, energy, passion, and discipline. Strong sense of confidence and integrity, was downright unshakeable, people trusted him, he could keep secrets with an absolute clarity of right and wrong. Ed Otto did not come across as a hungry man, he was not easily intimidated. Interesting.

I mean, I know we were supposed to learn about how it was the northerner’s sport, but he kind of caught me on an honest swindler. Right. I saw P.T. Barnum and it was over, had I understand more. But I do like what he was saying. I mean, he’s talking about like a con man, but this is 1920 so that’s like a hundred years ago. So the perception of people and the perception like the names that we use people can change. He’s sitting there literally saying an honest swindler. When you think of a swindler, you don’t think of anything honest, you think of everything is like dishonest person. But the way that he’s saying, he said that he enjoyed the swindler, he’s even basically saying that P.T. Barnum was a con man. Today when we think of con man, we think of like a negative person, let’s send to jail but what he’s basically saying is the con man has the ability to give the crowd what they want because they can confidently manipulate your feelings for their benefit. It’s interesting because when we think about it today, like we have all the gurus and everything like that and by his definition, they’re honest swindlers. Can’t wait to read more, that’s going to be fun. The little excerpt, or whatever, notes then on this one should be interesting and insightful for all. Excuse me.

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Onion Sports The Ecstasy Of Defeat

All right. Welcome back for another beautiful episode of looking through Eric’s books. All right. Let’s see what we got here. I’m looking at this right here, sorry. But then I’m also looking at this. The Ecstasy of Defeat. This book right here. If you like weed and everything. The Botany and Ecology of Cannabis. This book right here is a mastermind. If you want to grow and all that kind of stuff, it’d be great. It’s too much for me. It’s too scientific for me. I’m not really… I like to smoke weed. I’m cool. I tried growing it, I’m not very good. Like I said before, if you watch a different video, I am no way Doctor green thumb, not even a little bit.

The Ecstasy of Defeat. Sports reporting at its finest by the editors of The Onion, with a foreword by anabolic steroids. What? That doesn’t even make any sense. Wait a minute. Tiger Wood Announces Return to Sex, 175. I’m sorry. That is just, that’s coming up. That caught my eye. This is literally like all the stories. What page was it? 175. Tiger Wood Announces Return to Sex. All right, so Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. This is 10 years ago. I’m sorry.

All right, let’s see what this guy is talking about. “To be honest, I’d do it for free.” Woods added. “I’m the luckiest guy in the world.” During his amount, Wood released an aggressive touring schedule that affirmed his commitment to sex. He’s slated to take part in a three-day love making session in March at the Clarion Hotel in Orlando and confirmed that he would join a foursome at the Doral Resort and Spa in Miami as a tune-up for the first major fuckfest in Augusta, Georgia. In addition, Woods said he would not renege on his annual stop in Dubai and said he looked forward to boning a prostitute on the roof of the… what is this?

The 34 year old sexual superstar said he is far from satisfied by his previous erotic achievements and that he expects a return to sex even stronger than before. However, Woods admitted he may not in top form or may not be in top form at first.

I have absolutely no idea if this is true. Wow. He’s he’s like, “Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been rough on me.” Woods said. “I missed it. I love fucking with all my heart.” Woods said that during his brief time away from sex, he couldn’t stop thinking about one day resuming his daily regimen of sexual intercourse with random women who look vaguely like his wife, only skankier.

Go get them, Tiger. Go get them. That was 10 years ago. Wow. Again, I don’t know if this is true, but wow. We’re going to look a little bit more. Then I saw this too. In this little more of an article, because I don’t think I’m going to be able to cover 400 pages. We’ll go over here. This is April 19th. So this was February 19th, so a few months later, April 9th. Tiger Woods Followed Everywhere at Masters by Sex Addiction Sponsor. This is pretty interesting. I had no idea.

Wonder what Ted DiBiase’s talking about? A million dollar dream. Had reportedly fallen on hard times, admitting Tuesday he did not know the exact status of his one million fortune. “Well, the economy has been really bad lately and Virgil has made some terrible investments over the years.” Said DiBiase, shaking his head and adding that he hadn’t slowly counted a stack of bills in the backseat of a limousine in more than a decade. “I also lost track to where my briefcase is and that has about $5000 plus a bunch of IOU’s in it.” Ted DiBiase went on to claim that everybody has a price and said he was currently accepting offers to kiss people’s feet for a hundred dollars.

That’s 11 years ago, but that is super sad. I grew up with this guy. I love Ted, The Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase. Now if you’re broke Ted man, that’s terrible. What’d you do with all your millions?

All right. But we’re again, we’re talking about Tiger Woods and his return to sex 10 years ago. I don’t even understand what this Onion thing is, but you got to love a crazy stupid story like that. Very interesting. It’s old, but hey, it got me laughing.